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How much is the Gene Simmons' personal assistant VIP experience really worth?
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How much is the Gene Simmons' personal assistant VIP experience really worth?

I've run the numbers, and $12,495.00 seems a little high

Stuart Stubbs
Mar 24, 2025
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On Gene Simmons’ Wikipedia page, under the heading ‘Stage makeup and persona’, one Wiki Wizard has written: “In addition to playing bass, Simmons is known for his long tongue, which he frequently sticks out while performing…” It’s saucy copy that also acts as a useful piece of information for fans meeting Simmons but not entirely convinced that he hasn’t sent Tommy Wiseau in his place. Look for the tongue. It’ll be popping out any second now. Unless this is Wiseau.

Simmons and his tongue were key components of shock rock panto dames Kiss, who finally stripped off their face paint for good in 2023. Two weeks ago he announced he’s getting back out there, and that fans can buy into THE ULTIMATE GENE SIMMONS EXPERIENCE! on his upcoming Spring 2025 tour: “YOU WILL BE GENE SIMMONS’ Personal Assistant & Band Roadie For The Day!!” screams his website with a curious use of capital letters designed to dazzle and excite. Why, thank you, Gene/master.

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